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Bands, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Homestuck, Night Vale.

They/them pronouns please

Icon credit to astrogyaru :)

 

You know Earl is pissed as hell over Carlos refusing to come home

soul-lotus:

followthatfandom:

He listens to Cecil’s show every night at work, muttering to himself about how he wouldn’t take such a precious gift like Cecil for granted, angrily kneading dough and stabbing at meat cuts, until his co-workers are like,

'Don't bake angry, Earl'

'I'm not baking angry.’

*punches a soufflé*

punches a souffle

micdotcom:

#IAmRepublican hashtag gets hijacked by biting parody tweets

Do you agree with Republican policies? If not, would you if you knew some Republicans have tattoos and beards?

That’s the gist of a new Republican social media campaign, with a (very strange) strategy to prove that “Republicans Are People Too.” This effort comes in the form of a campaign video, Twitter account and Facebook page that highlight unorthodox Republicans like art teachers, environmentalists and, apparently, moms.

At least that was the intention | Follow micdotcom

nightvalecommunityfanon:

Carlos’ Desert Bluffs counterpart is a creepy, always smiling and giggling, sadistic mad scientist who works for Strexcorp.

nightvalecommunityfanon:

Carlos’ Desert Bluffs counterpart is a creepy, always smiling and giggling, sadistic mad scientist who works for Strexcorp.

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

frankanthonyway:

always remember in moments of chaos and scandal
that frank iero dry humped gerard way’s head onstage while moaning

frankanthonyway:

always remember in moments of chaos and scandal

that frank iero dry humped gerard way’s head onstage while moaning

guopei:

today i was talking to some boys about how gender roles influence their minute-to-minute behaviours and they were all “not necessarily i mean not all-” and i said “one example is interrupting women when they talk and dismissing their ideas” and slience

(Source: scoxt)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

woohoooooooo I’m shit how hard do you think it’ll be to get lethal pills or something tall and strong enough to hold my fat ass up

steveeugenecarlsberg:

hey wow i put off making this so long i’ve almost hit another hundred, way to go max

anyway i’m giving away night vale shirts

  • two winners will each get their choice of shirt from the night vale store (yes this includes the tanktop, no this does not include the hoodies)
  • this giveaway ends october 15th
  • winner will be chosen by the pulses coming from hidden gorge (or random number generator, whichever is available at the time)
  • you must be comfortable with giving me your address
  • this is an international giveaway!!!
  • you don’t have to be following me ( steveeugenecarlsberg ) but i would greatly appreciate it if you did!! my blog is 95% night vale so if you like the show (and i’m assuming you do if you want a shirt from it) you should check out my blog
  • like/reblog/comment to enter, as many times as you like
  • good luck!!!

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(Source: thor-n-cap)

theconcealedweapon:

What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”